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[09 Dec 2006|11:47pm]
You might get laid if you click here: Click Here For Noise Pollution Like None Other
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[09 Dec 2006|02:52am]
tune in you fuckers, CHAINSAW DISASTERS are are gonna rape the airwaves in a parking lot on it's way to the car after a long day in the office.


we're gonna talk about the issues.


MIDNIGHT - to 2 AM 89.3 FM wtburadio.com


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[27 Oct 2006|01:43am]
By the way, you're only supposed to listen to the first 30 seconds of that thing or you'll get sucked into some kind of horrible right wing vomit.
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HOLY SHIT! [25 Oct 2006|02:07pm]
this is the greatest campaign ad EVER.


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[12 Sep 2006|01:52pm]

HEY ELIE!

check it out fucker...

I AM AWESOME


we should add more shit to it. there's another one in the gallery from boston of March or Die, i don't want to put a link to it BECAUSE IT FUCKING SUCKS.
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GET THE FUCK OUT - I'M EATIN' SOUP [30 Aug 2006|12:12am]
Dearest Livejournal,

Much has changed since I last wrote. The captain of my platoon says we may finally be able to go home, but this youthless regime rages on. We were blasted with mortars last night... I don't really sleep anymore. We;ve finally brought this state under control. The machine guns fire rounds through the night and day, reminds me of dad's old chainsaw. This war has been a disaster. A truely unfortunate mishap.

oh yeah...



millions of inky needles courtesy of elie, look at his nuts here: knoxblood82









I'll give a dollar to first person that answers correctly.





...or not.
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[29 Jun 2006|09:35am]
HOLY SHIT!



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[29 May 2006|10:27am]
GET WASTED!




help me and iain out, repost and shit.
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[11 May 2006|10:30pm]
this weekend i found the most tranquil place on earth...




CONEY ISLAND


if i ever get old enough to retire, this is where i'm going.
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[04 May 2006|05:55pm]


good times






holy shit, two posts in less then 24 hours? what a loser.
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[03 May 2006|11:04pm]


Me, Kelli & Allie










fuck your family.
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[05 Apr 2006|10:18pm]
Thank you Vito Corleone Jr.


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[28 Mar 2006|09:36pm]
Holy shit - everything is totally fucking awesome. all my friends rule - i don't think i ever want to move, especially not far away. if i did i would have to take them with me. my girlfriend is the awesomest, she's smart AND has sweet boobies, i mean REALLY sweet. i like to have sex with her a lot. not only is she a rad girlfriend, but an awesome best friend. she even thinks for herself and likes stuff that she wants to even if don't like them, and i can like stuff i want to even if she doesn't - AND IT'S TOTALLY OK!

i love doing awesome shit like getting totally wasted with everyone i know and doing jackass shit that i regret the next morning, but its funny, so who fucking cares.

i wouldn't trade this place or these people for anything, people NEVER seem to dissappoint me - from blacked out, drugged up horse fuckery to inside jokes that you'll never get and you'll never be allowed to get. i'm never let down when the people i'm with are always going to outdo themselves, every chance they get. who knows? maybe you picked a fight with five huge dudes just to see if you could get your ass kicked. ever woken up on a porch in the projects in the middle of february, probably not. you might've shit your pants while blacked out drunk and were too FUCKED UP to do anything about it. you even might've been so fucked up that missed your favorite band, but who cares you punched a hospital orderly in the face! you might get really trashed and take baths at stranger's houses during a party - but FUCK IT - it was FUN. you might have to walk home in your underwear from the police station after kicking the shit out of some college kid and having your pants confiscated for evidence because they're covered in blood - WHY? IT WAS WORTH IT. you might throw an office chair off an apartment building roof onto a police car, so what? YOU WERE WASTED! you might even be involved in a tuesday night air guitar jam session - its ok YOU ROCKED THE FUCKED OUT. maybe you got so shitfaced you black out and tried to bite your friend's shoe because you thought your were a wolf? IT'S FUCKING FUNNY. you may have even killed an old lady on accident, bummer i suppose. if you weren't there, then that sucks, but we've been having a fucking blast since goddamn day one.

can you believe how awesome this is? its totally the balls and shaft! nuts to butts! asses to asses!
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[22 Mar 2006|04:12pm]
Finally I have a worthwhile reason to update.


RANEY THE DOG









and for those of you with non-suck internet capabilities:

5 Seconds Of Raney
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[15 Mar 2006|08:12pm]
if anyone wants to help me and iain out, copy this and repost the muthahfucker.


<img src="http://www.globalprints.com/rw/mar16.jpg">
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OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE INFO [15 Mar 2006|05:48pm]
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[14 Mar 2006|10:52pm]
NO COVER CHARGE




March 16th @ Reel Bar.


see below.

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HOLY SHIT [14 Mar 2006|07:05pm]
for the third time, hopefully i got all the details in this time....


March 16th. @ The Reel Bar

Iain MuthahFuckin' Lyons and Rick TheDick DJ all goddamn night with a special guest band from out of town playing (we'll post later).

$1 Cans of Shlitz 16oz
$1.50 Cans of PBR 16oz

$3 at the door.

Listen to filthy rock and roll, dirty punk, weirdo new wave and some bowie and t rex for good measure put down by two absurdly drunk dudes. we may even play a movie theme song or 2.

21+ so everyone can get fuckin wasted.
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[13 Mar 2006|10:20pm]
March 16th. thats this Thursday.


Iain MuthahFuckin' Lyons and Rick TheDick DJ all goddamn night with a special guest band from out of town playing (we'll post later).

$1 Cans of Shlitz 16oz
$1.50 Cans of PBR 16oz

$3 at the door.

Listen to filthy rock and roll, dirty punk, weirdo new wave and some bowie and t rex for good measure put down by two absurdly drunk dudes.

21+ so everyone can get fuckin wasted.
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[13 Mar 2006|05:37pm]
Iain MuthahFuckin' Lyons and Rick TheDick DJ all goddamn night with a special guest band from out of town playing (we'll post later).

$1 Cans of Shlitz 16oz
$1.50 Cans of PBR 16oz

$3 at the door.

Listen to filthy rock and roll, dirty punk, weirdo new wave and some bowie and t rex for good measure put down by two absurdly drunk dudes.

21+ so everyone can get fuckin wasted.
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